Thursday, March 5, 2009

Finally, some movies to review on...
First up would be The Punisher(2004),
Rating would be 7.5/10
Nice action with all those guns and claymore mines...
I wonder how the punisher got those money to buy those guns...
But apart from that...His whole family got killed by some organisation..
His wife and son were killed..and he was almost killed too..
But was rescued by some man...
He stalks the leader of the organisation,including his wife,son and brother
Carefully plans out a plan which just backstabs everybody using the leader himself...
Dumb leader...who is john travolta himself..infamous for those bad guy roles...
haha...

2nd would be Punisher: War zone (2008)
That would be the 2nd version of the punisher himself...
But in a more bulkier and meaner actor...
And again armed with huge arsenal in his lair in the subway...
With a villian like the batman ,two faced harvey,this villian has his face pieced back..
That was caused by punisher himself..Who threw him into a glass scrapping machine...
The glass cut and damaged that JIGSAW guy face...
Making him wanna revenge against the punisher himself...
This version of the movie, there is more bloodshed and more gore...
All the head smashing and exaggerating punches...
Would you believe that the punisher himself could punch a hole in a guy's face with his fist?
crazy as it seems...overall it is hell lot of a mean machine himself la...

3rd would be Extreme movie(2008)
The title shown like the Epic movie...Disaster movie...
It really is epic and lame but in more of a teenage experimenting with sex in america...
Alot of imagination and fantasy...
First part was the girl who just keep saying NEXT LEVEL as in more sexual fantasies of hers..
Lol...another was a guy who likes a girl in his school...whom was concidentally in his sexual education class...
The movie shows alot of random scenes of teenager...With their fantasies of course...
There was one who was actually fantasizing himself having sex with abraham lincoln himself..
Which was a gay scene...Gross though...
Another was a girl whose vibrator was out of batteries and tries out using her handphone vibration...
She ends up having a hp stuck up in her vagina and vibrating out through her dinner...
And which i don't know how, her dad guessed out it was her vagina that was vibrating...Lol...
Next was a fat guy who fantasizes about going out with a girl..but ends up buying a fake vagina toy...and treating it like his wife...
And he goes out with his dream girl and forgetting about his 'wife',and the toy ends up suiciding in his bathtub...
Another scene was the main guy having like a HSM kind of scene...singing about making porn...
Lol...damn damn damn lame for real...Despite being an R21 movie...Haha!...Don't ask me how i gotten to watch it...
Hope this particular post never offend much or grossed anybody out...
haha!...
I also catched up on those shows i have missed...haha...finally updated my completed shows correctly at the side...
Man...i am so bored now...someone entertained me!
Posted at 12:28 AM